Follow three "dual income, no kids" couples as they navigate adulting in modern America. They just want to be left alone but are constantly bombarded with the question, "When will you have kids?"

Table Read brings unproduced film and TV scripts to life with professional table reads. Our team of writers, actors, sound designers, and editors work together to create an immersive experience that feels like you're listening to a movie. Each script unfolds over three episodes, giving you a glimpse into the creative process and a taste of stories that haven't yet hit the screen.

This audio sample is from our script "The Jew Who Saved Christmas":

When Santa accidentally enters the wrong house on Christmas Eve and mistakenly eats a weed laced chocolate chip cookie, Bernie Gold must become Santa's DD and be the Jew that saves Christmas.

Step into the Award-winning Fun, Fictional, Fantasy Folklore of Dr. Apples! A wizard on the hunt to find his mother! 🍎Listen to the Dr. Apples Variety show in four exciting ways: 'Folklore (fantasy), Storytime (funny), Interviews and Audiobook.

What happens when you mix a dash of whimsy with a pinch of mystery and a whole lot of tea? Journey with us into the whimsical world of Dr Apples, where a simple stroll down Tchoupitoulas Street leads to an unexpected encounter with a clingy eye fuzzy and a detour into the mystical Temporal Tastings House. Meet the enigmatic tea masters, Reginald Thistlewaite and Percival Fortiscue, as they offer brews that promise to unlock doors to realms beyond our understanding. You'll find yourself pondering the peculiar and pondering the possibilities as we sip on tales that transcend reality.

Prepare for a tide of laughter as we chart a course through the chaotic and comedic adventures of a pirate in "Calculus of Love." This lovesick buccaneer takes on algebraic affection challenges in a quest to win over the extraordinary Gertrude Boo, a mer-octopus with a flair for the dramatic. From surviving the madness of Black Friday to stealing the show on a Hollywood stage, our pirate's escapades are filled with humor, romance, and unexpected turns. Join us for a rollicking tale of love, algebra, and the surprising paths we navigate in pursuit of our dreams.

Elizabeth Deering is accustomed to living a sexually adventurous and free life. After a stunt at the Mexican border, she finds herself getting checked into an independent living home by her daughter, Melanie. It doesn’t take long for Elizabeth to catch the eye of Lawrence, the only handsome bachelor in her new world. More and more, she realizes that she’s not the only one with a lust for life – among other things.
Elizabeth makes it her mission to liven up this situation and these people. Her newfound friends spark the idea to create a dating app made for seniors called Embers. Mixing all of their passions and assets, it’s a recipe for success even with the long road of app development. While a relationship builds between Elizabeth and Lawrence and friendships come together, they all put their heads together to find creative ways for Embers to become a reality. Bake sales with edibles, photo shoots and makeovers for test subjects, and sex toy fundraisers.
Closing out our first season will be the much anticipated launch party for Embers. All seems to be a success for Elizabeth, but Lawrence surprises everyone by arriving with a new beauty on his arm that he met with the help of the Embers app. Suddenly Elizabeth is thrust into a complicated love triangle of her own doing and must adapt to competing over a partner for the first time in her life.

Welcome to Sabden, home of the mines that produce fully half of Britain’s treacle – the sticky stuff that goes into golden syrup, ginger beer and parkin cake. In this picturesque spot, where moobarks roam the fields and mischievous boggarts scamper around every corner, a proud industry flourishes – or rather, used to flourish. Because once again, the mines have run out of treacle, and the villagers find themselves in a decidedly sticky situation…

But hope is at hand! A mysterious message in a bottle leads Tapper, Lil and the rest of our friends on an epic quest to retrieve riches beyond their wildest dreams. With the help of their trusty Treacle Tracker, they’ll descend to the very depths of the earth, cross the Molasso Sea, tame the Great White Mallard, Moby Duck, and enter the fabled Mines of King Habbakuk.

Will they find the treasure? Will they make it out alive? And will we find the budget for some decent locations now we’re doing this on audio? Find out the answers to all this and much, much less in The Treacle People: Still Sticky.

Dr. Raymond Pants' Books-on-Tape-on-Demand is an anthology of hourlong parodies of classic books presented as books on tape with a radio theater sound, with limited satirical commercial interruptions.